“Learn the Rules / Don’t Be Afraid to Bend Them or Break Them”
“Learn the rules. Then learn how to change them, and get others to follow.” (Heidi Minx)
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“Rule #1 of life.
- Do what makes YOU happy.” (Unknown)
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“Life has two rules:
- Never quit.
- Always remember rule #1.” (Unknown Author)
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“The 12 Golden Rules for Living:
- If you open it, close it.
- If you turn it on, turn it off.
- If you unlock it, lock it up.
- If you break it, admit it.
- If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.
- If you borrow it, return it.
- If you value it, take care of it.
- If you make a mess, clean it up.
- If you move it, put it back.
- If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
- If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
- If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.” (Miriam Hamilton Keare)
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“Rules for Living by Olivia Joules:
- Never panic. Stop, breathe, think.
- No one is thinking about you. They’re thinking about themselves, just like you.
- Never change haircut or color before an important event.
- Nothing is either as bad or good as it seems.
- Do as you would be done by, e.g. thou shalt not kill.
- It is better to buy one expensive thing that you really like than several cheap ones that you only quite like.
- Hardly anything matters: if you get upset, ask yourself, ‘Does it really matter?’
- The key to success lies in how you pick yourself up from failure.
- Be honest and kind.
- Only buy clothes that make you feel like doing a small dance.
- Trust your instincts, not your overactive imagination.
- When overwhelmed by disaster, check if it’s really a disaster by doing the following: (a) think, ‘Oh, f_ _ _ it,’ (b) look on the bright side, and if that doesn’t work, look on the funny side. If neither of the above works then maybe it is a disaster so turn to items 1 and 4.
- Don’t expect the world to be safe or life to be fair.” (Helen Fielding, Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination)
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“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” (Albert Einstein)
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“Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.” (Dalai Lama XIV)
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“Orville Wright did not have a pilot’s license: don’t ever be afraid to bend, or even break the rules.” (Richard Tait, Grand Pooh-Bah, Cranium)
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“There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.” (Roger H. Lincoln)
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