Catalyst Quotes

Compiled by Alex Pena ~ ‘Catalyst’: “to spark, to ignite, energize, mobilize; something that accelerates a reaction (DDI)." Thought-provoking & motivational quotes and stories for you to read, reflect on and move forward in making creative and positive changes in your life.

“If Your Dad Asks You, “Am I Stupid?” … Don’t Answer Him”

 

It’s Friday and time for some Friday Funnies!  Even though it is a gray and cloudy day with drizzle here at home, let’s brighten it up with some quotes to make us smile.    Enjoy!             ~  GM Universe

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“Draw a crazy picture.  Write a nutty poem.  Sing a mumble-gumble song. Whistle through your comb.  Do a loony-goony dance ‘cross the kitchen floor.  Put something silly in the world that ain’t been there before.”     (Shel Silverstein)

 

 

“Families are like fudge … mostly sweet with a few nuts.”        (Author Unknown)

 

 

“In the beginning there was nothing.  God said, ‘Let there be light!’   And there was light.   There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”          (Ellen DeGeneres)

 

 

“Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full; I say, are you going to drink that?”         (Lisa Claymen)

  

 

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”        (Henny Youngman)

  

 

“When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.”       (Michael, age 14, ‘Advice from Kids’)

 

 

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”       (Yogi Berra)

  

 

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”       (Groucho Marx)

  

 

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh  –  at yourself.”       (Ethel Barrymore)

 

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