“If Your Dad Asks You, “Am I Stupid?” … Don’t Answer Him”
It’s Friday and time for some Friday Funnies! Even though it is a gray and cloudy day with drizzle here at home, let’s brighten it up with some quotes to make us smile. Enjoy! ~ GM Universe
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“Draw a crazy picture. Write a nutty poem. Sing a mumble-gumble song. Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance ‘cross the kitchen floor. Put something silly in the world that ain’t been there before.” (Shel Silverstein)
“Families are like fudge … mostly sweet with a few nuts.” (Author Unknown)
“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” (Ellen DeGeneres)
“Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full; I say, are you going to drink that?” (Lisa Claymen)
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” (Henny Youngman)
“When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.” (Michael, age 14, ‘Advice from Kids’)
“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” (Yogi Berra)
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” (Groucho Marx)
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” (Ethel Barrymore)
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