Catalyst Quotes

Compiled by Alex Pena ~ ‘Catalyst’: “to spark, to ignite, energize, mobilize; something that accelerates a reaction (DDI)." Thought-provoking & motivational quotes and stories for you to read, reflect on and move forward in making creative and positive changes in your life.

“Milk-Bone Underwear”

Considering it is Friday afternoon, I’m going to try something different.  This Catalyst Quote post will be different from my usual ones.  As we all know, we cannot go through life being serious all the time; there must be some humor.   Aside from music, I believe humor helps us all with our day-to-day activities and according to an Oxford study reported in the New York Times, the physical act of laughing and the muscular exertions “trigger an increase in ‘endorphins’, the brain chemicals known for their feel-good effect.”  

This week has been a rather serious one; so let’s trigger a few endorphins!     ~  GMUniverse

 

“If you really want something in life you have to work for it.   Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”     (Homer Simpson)

 

“Oh, you hate your job?   Why didn’t you say so?   There’s a support group for that.   It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.      (Drew Carey) 

 

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”  (Dave Barry)

 

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.   Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.   If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.   Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'”      (Jack Handy)

 

“Well, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.”    (Norm Peterson in ‘The Peterson Principle’, ‘Cheers’)

 

“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”     (Jimmy Buffett)

 

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